Dealing with xtians

Because today is my birthday, I had a lot of family phoning with well wishes. Although this is appreciated, they all seemed to come with "god bless you" or "trust in god" or some such thing because they are all xtian.
I'm the only one in my family who's chosen to walk with Father.

Clearly they love me, but they don't know that I'm walking this path and I'd prefer to keep it that way because this is simpler than the alternative.
Problem is I don't care for all the "god bless" stuff. What's the best way to deal with it? Telling them my true path is out of the question, so do I just have endure it?
 
Just endure it. Or you can just think of Satan when they say god. Hail Satan
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On Mon, Aug 20, 2012 8:21 AM PDT [ email redacted ] wrote:

Because today is my birthday, I had a lot of family phoning with well wishes. Although this is appreciated, they all seemed to come with "god bless you" or "trust in god" or some such thing because they are all xtian.
I'm the only one in my family who's chosen to walk with Father.

Clearly they love me, but they don't know that I'm walking this path and I'd prefer to keep it that way because this is simpler than the alternative.
Problem is I don't care for all the "god bless" stuff. What's the best way to deal with it? Telling them my true path is out of the question, so do I just have endure it?
 
I get this kind of thing even when it's not my birthday. Whenever I get off the phone to my grandmother she always adds in a little "god bless" before she hangs up. My sister and I started this little joke, thinking of things we should say when we hang up. Like, really quickly say something like "I burn bibles" then hang up. Something to just piss her off. I don't suggest doing that of course, it won't really help. Just something amusing to think about though. 
Hail Satan.

On Tue, Aug 21, 2012 at 1:21 AM, [ email redacted ] <[ email redacted ] wrote:
  Because today is my birthday, I had a lot of family phoning with well wishes. Although this is appreciated, they all seemed to come with "god bless you" or "trust in god" or some such thing because they are all xtian.
I'm the only one in my family who's chosen to walk with Father.

Clearly they love me, but they don't know that I'm walking this path and I'd prefer to keep it that way because this is simpler than the alternative.
Problem is I don't care for all the "god bless" stuff. What's the best way to deal with it? Telling them my true path is out of the question, so do I just have endure it?
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN..

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From: jeremy montoya
Sent: 22/08/2012 03:27:58
Subject: Re: Dealing with xtians


Just endure it. Or you can just think of Satan when they say god. Hail Satan
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On Mon, Aug 20, 2012 8:21 AM PDT [ email redacted ] wrote:

Because today is my birthday, I had a lot of family phoning with well wishes. Although this is appreciated, they all seemed to come with "god bless you" or "trust in god" or some such thing because they are all xtian.
I'm the only one in my family who's chosen to walk with Father.

Clearly they love me, but they don't know that I'm walking this path and I'd prefer to keep it that way because this is simpler than the alternative.
Problem is I don't care for all the "god bless" stuff. What's the best way to deal with it? Telling them my true path is out of the question, so do I just have endure it?
 
When they say "Trust in god" or "god bless you" say, "Thank you so much, I Trust in GOD EVERY DAY and GOD Does Bless ME" and think of Satan.

Then laugh your ass off when they hang up.

Because you do those things.

ahahahahahahah

Do the meditations, get strong. And one day they will ask you why your life is so amazing, you can tell them the truth.

Hail Satan!
And thanks to everybody on this site and the HPs for all the posts and info!











--- In , "ortund@..." <ortund@... wrote:

Because today is my birthday, I had a lot of family phoning with well wishes. Although this is appreciated, they all seemed to come with "god bless you" or "trust in god" or some such thing because they are all xtian.
I'm the only one in my family who's chosen to walk with Father.

Clearly they love me, but they don't know that I'm walking this path and I'd prefer to keep it that way because this is simpler than the alternative.
Problem is I don't care for all the "god bless" stuff. What's the best way to deal with it? Telling them my true path is out of the question, so do I just have endure it?
 
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