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Wishing you happiness and health now and in the future :) Hail Satan!

-Hopefully- he meant actual cottage cheese O_o

Www.templeofzeus.org

The meaning of life is to better yourself and the universe. If you're not interested in that, get the fuck out of this group

@aldric Love your sense of humor!!! I would totally watch your cooking show :) Hail Satan

That's interesting. So goats were the more popular herd of choice at one time?

Just don't drink juice made with chlorinated water--it'll make more stomach acid. I think.. Correct me if I'm wrong

Congratulations HPS Shannon :) You've done great work! Hail Satan

Ok, thanks for sharing your experiences :) It's very helpful. Hail Satan

I can't download this...isn't that suspicious?

I know it sounds ridiculous XD I don't remember what or where I was reading it from maybe it was somewhere else.... Just wanted to make sure XD Thank you all! Hail Satan!

Before summoning anyone, you need to empower your chakras including your clairaudience and clairvoyance chakras. You aren't going to just start seeing things right after you dedicate. You need to actually put in some effort. Unless you're a troll

Yeah... I knew it was when I went back and watched the ending finally....sorry about that XD I really wish his voice sounded like that though

@ fake name Thanks for your advice :) I will definitely get them removed. My mother once told me that sometimes she bottle-fed me and sometimes breastfed me so probably that's the reason for it :/ Why do people bottle feed anyway?

A while back I read something about how wisdom teeth have to do with the third eye. I was going to get them removed, but I don't want to if it affects my third eye and inhibits my spiritual progress. But they're starting to make other teeth crooked and more crowded. Should I get them removed? Is...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCyPAaubENE Just wondered.... :)

Thank you for sharing this :) Made my day even better. Stay well :) Hail Satan!

@thisisafalsealias Not much to do but keep meditating and don't get anymore shots. I've gotten shots in the past few years :( I'm never getting another Hail Satan

Definitely not getting shots anymore :/ This is horrible

Thank you for all of your help :) I will definitely try having her take the mandarin orange peel and try the massages. Again, thank you for your time and help :) Hail Satan

Is the ritual for the last week of September still effective? It said that you could do it as many times as you want, but does that apply now that it's not September? I want to keep doing it or do a different ritual if that's more effective :) Hail Satan

Well, at least know that I really appreciate your help :) It's very kind of you to help me and others. I will keep doing the rituals/fighting the enemy because it's really important right now. Anyway, I'm grateful to you--be proud of helping people as you have :) Again, thank you! Hail Satan!

Don't be sorry. You didn't have to help me at all, yet you've helped me so much :) If there's any way I can repay you, let me know. I will mail you money, if you'd like(I know you live in Australia so it might take some time, and it could probably be mailed to a post office so you don't have to...

You have protection by Satan against the angels. Shit still happens, but this way you at least don't die or go insane :)

She isn't taking medications for heart palpitations but she is on medications:For Antiseizure:levetiracetam: 1000mg 2 tablets morning and eveningvimpat: 150 mg 1 morning 1 eveningclonazepam: 1 mg at bedtimeFor Thyroid:levothyroxine: 0.075 mg 1 tablet in the morning I didn't really know how to...

Ok, thanks :) I have been doing more spiritual warfare. I just figured it wouldn't hurt me to donate a bit as well

Thanks for the explanation :) I understand this better now and why I was so depressed etc on Monday. At first I thought it was the enemy attack and nightmares but maybe the moon caused all of these things. That makes sense, though, the connections with the chakras. Thank you :) Hail Satan

Could someone come up with a way to donate to joy of Satan ministries without having the bill mailed? Like with a debit card? I want to donate but I can't because I'm living at home and I can't really have anything related to Satanism out in the open... If not, that's ok I'll just donate when I...

@cmxmuffins Good plan! XD

Why, did you accidentally join or something? XD We don't bite, just meditate :P

Sorry if I take forever to answer this I'm trying to find out answers without making my mother too suspicious

Why does it do this?

No just for rituals

No heart palpitations Feels hot--doesn't sweat because of meds Gets sinus headaches almost every morning (usually if she's tired or didn't get enough sleep. She's on LOTS of medication. Antiseizure and thyroid. She's almost always constipated (meds probably). Has really heavy, irregular...

I think 1. That's what it sounded like HP Pythia was doing, I think :)

Edges are pink but not abnormally red. They look really healthy, probably the healthiest looking part of her tongue. And she hasn't been taking my stuff since I told her not to. I'd say she sometimes laughs inappropriately. I've always thought her sense of humor was kind of stupid and it's...

So kind of a mixture of both

Also, she is very tired. She has a lot of mood swings.

Pale pink other than around the edges and tip. She is very moody--she overreacts quite a bit. She does get very depressed and angry, at least every other day. She gets mad about really small things that shouldn't be such a big deal

So I know I've taken forever but I finally got a picture of my mother's tongue. She didn't want me to send it--she pretty much hates putting any kind of pictures on the internet even though the chances of someone identifying her by a picture of her tongue is slim.. So I'm going to describe it...

From what I've heard they're actually kind of xian oriented..

Is it normal for it to be years before speaking to a demon or father Satan? I've focused on Eligos' sigil and heard nothing. Do I need to focus on sigils more? Will this help me communicate better? I used to meditate a lot more, but time has been short and all I can manage is 1-2 hours except on...

Thank you, I'll start using that! :) :) :)

Just wondering, did the guy on the history channel really say that? If so, awesome.!

Thank you so much for your help :) sorry I took so long to get back... By the way is this information available on lunarium.co.uk? Or how do you know what is in retrograde?

I agree that it is good because it is free advertising XD I just wouldn't recommend watching the rest of it right before meditation or sleeping... I made that dumb mistake on my own XD

Ok, I wondered why the milk would change it. That makes sense though--thanks for the explanation, I think I'll stick to tea :)

Is half a mug ok if you your liver enzyme catalyzes it slowly? Are the benefits still there if you have a little cream? Just wondering

I'll try to get her to stop taking them. I got kind of mad at her when I saw her taking them, also I didn't want to run out :/ But it's like she thinks I'm keeping them from her just to be mean or something... I'll try to explain to her better

Start a new topic and start talking :)

Really can't sleep after the 10th one.. X_X I used to be immune to this shit and now I'm scared like a child..how did this happen? :P

Ugh. I HATE the tenth one!!! I told them Jos isn't creepy though

You already spent so much time helping me, and you're willing to help my mother too? I can't believe how considerate you are :) I'll try to get pictures of her tongue XD Another thing I should mention is that she found my Bu zhong Yi qi wan pills and started taking them even though she might not...

Use coarse salt :)

Well she's a Christian so I wouldn't be surprised if she gets attacked sometimes :/ With meditation she would probably get better instead of having to get brain surgery yet again and have them kill even more of her brain... But she won't listen to me. She found the drawing I made and wasn't too...

Ok, thanks :)

Why what? What post does your question pertain to?

So, my mother has been struggling with epilepsy for about 8 years now--are there any natural treatments or herbs for this?

How does it confuse love magick? Will it make things worse or just take a bit longer than intended? I started a 40 day meditation with the berkana rune but if it's not going to work I'll just stop and wait until the moon is in the right sign

Thanks for the links :) This is helpful!

I'm only 5'4"

I dunno, a lot of people tell me I'm thin but I'm 130 pounds which is a lot more than most girls my age that bitch about how they're 115 pounds like it's overweight or something. I might try increasing the amount though to see if it works better :)

Oh, ok :) I might start taking more then. I've been taking 8 though and my period doesn't hurt at all

The coarse salt does work :) And it tastes good XD But really, I used it after lunch today and my teeth looked shinier. Now I actually like brushing my teeth :P

What is a good sign for a 40 day meditation/words of power in order to attract my soul mate and/or love? Can I do it from the start of any new moon?

XD that's true. I should read the other ingredients to make sure there isn't other shit in it... Coarse salt sounds good then :) But I thought lemon was bad for teeth?

Really good advice :) Love your solutions light yagami! Going to try the coarse salt. I've been using toms, is that actually safe? It's non fluoride. Also, for perfume you can save tea bags or the leaves and rub them on your skin(break them open, etc). (correct me if this isn't safe) the scent...

I just went to a dentist and that bitch tried to push her fluoride bullshit on me...

Why does it dry them up/ make them bleed randomly?

Ok, thanks :) Yeah, it said to take like 8

So if you get vaccinated are you completely fucked? Or is it okay as long as one stops as soon as they can?

Thank you for all of your help :) I ordered the bu zhong yi qi wan

By the way, can amazon be trusted for buying herbs?

Clothing can a lot of times have that too but it's microfibers rather than beads. I found it surprising that even deodorant has a lot of microbeads. Too many microbeads in the water can transport alien/invasive species of microbes to different regions and disrupt ecosystems

What are the negative effects of bpa? I'm not sure if my water bottles have that but now that you mention that they probably do--is it dangerous to reuse water bottles such as aquafina? Do the reusable/insulated ones have bpa?

Are the spleen 10 points on the outside of the leg?

Yeah, I used to take it. Then I tried to go off of it and I had to stay home a whole week my stomach hurt so bad. Then I went off it after I started meditating and haven't needed it since, even in the most stressful times where if I hadn't been meditating I would have had to take 3 omeprazole...

Omeprazole (generic prilosec) is made in Israel

@centralforce Thank you for all of your help :) I will definitely look that up and see where I can get it. Thank you for the acupuncture video links--I don't know very much about acupuncture but the diagrams seem easy enough that I can follow them :) I can't believe you were so willing to help...

Yeah, one of my coworkers that used to work at WalMart said that they used coke to clean things when actual cleaning products didn't work XD She quit drinking it soon after finding out..

My last period was early July and a few days after I started bleeding again (very minimally, darkish brown red color) and I'm still bleeding. I don't really consider this my period because it isn't heavy and it isn't really that bad compared to my period. Sometimes my periods don't hurt and I...

I used to drink a lot of coffee but that's about it as far as drugs. I don't know if this makes a difference but I used to cut a lot and then I'd feel like I was going to pass out and I think this aged me. I've gotten way past that, though, and meditation has helped my health quite a bit. A...

Over 30??? I'm 18.. XD Am I in really bad condition or something? Everyone at work thinks I'm older and a 40 year old stock boy hit on me once until I told him I was 18 and then he kind of ran the other way. I don't work third shift or anything but my schedule alternates like all the time and...

No teeth marks, I sleep well but I sweat a lot. I drink a lot of water so pretty frequently when at home. Pale yellow when frequently, very dark at work.

Maybe...

Sometimes I get cold easily, have epigastric pain (feels like acid eating away at the lining of my stomach, though it's a lot more mild since I've kept spinning my chakras/improved meditation wise. Used to have to take medication for it. Also right at the edge of my ribs). I've had headaches but...

Also, is decaffeinated green tea as healthy as regular green tea? Or does the process they use to decaffeinate it take away some of the health benefits?

On the topic of taking things before meals, is it ok to take magnesium before a meal? I thought it would help with absorption but then I read that magnesium neutralizes stomach acid so probably wouldn't be good to take with meals?

Sometimes I have bloating, loose stool (sorry, gross to talk about), if this counts as fatigue I've been really sore from running a lot lately (and standing 7-8 hours at work), and my lips sometimes get dry but I put lip balm on. Also I've gotten kind of over the fatigue/more used to running...

Kind of in between. Wet, but not dripping wet I think. It looks dry but when I touched it it felt a bit wet

Thin, extends a lot/flexible, coating is thin and white, pinkish but almost white/pale (except around the bottom edges and tip are pink)

Ok so I diagnosed my tongue this morning :) There were cracks in the spleen, stomach, and bladder areas. I feel pretty much normal though.. Still what should I do to get rid of the cracks/get rid of the imbalances? Or is it not enough information? Sorry so many questions, I just don't know a...

So did you take a lot of classes for this? Can it be a college major? Just wondering :) Hail Satan Hail Eligos

Or even trying to include some healthy foods when you eat unhealthy foods can somewhat help. Like if you're going to eat fried chicken also make sure you eat some kind of vegetable as well. You'll feel better :) Hail Satan

Thanks for posting :) good info! Hail Satan Hail Eligos

It's so hard to get enough sleep, though. I stopped drinking coffee, but now I feel like I need 9 hours of sleep. And it's so discouraged--everyone thinks it's lazy to sleep more than 5-6 hours. I knew kids in highschool that studied until 2-3 in the morning. And they always thought I was lazy...

Thank you for creating this group, Shannon :) This is a really good idea/nice to have a group specifically for health/relating to the soul and empowermentHail Satan!Hail Eligos!

Since it no longer fits with your beliefs it probably would make sense to get rid of lines that insult the Gods of Elysium. I dunno :P

Just act like you're a new ager. It'll give you time to do yoga and a bit more meditation :) Hail Satan Hail Eligos

So, I've been meditating consistently but I've only done standard ritual a few times because I thought the gods are busy and nothing life threatening has happened to me lately. I still haven't really heard Satan. Do I need to do standard ritual more often or will my relationship with Satan...

Before I froze my account, I searched for a Jos page and there was one. Is it real? I didn't really check it out. And how do you get tor? Can you just download it for free? And can you get it on your phone? Hail Satan

*would* not will led... Sorry for the typo :/ Hail Satan Hail Eligos

:)

Well it's obvious with the whole "down with the sickness" thing. Who else will led embrace sickness and disease like that?

Also, that pdf is really helpful and it's already answering my questions and I don't know why I overreacted... Sorry again. I just felt really guilty after asking that question, and I'm sorry I haven't read all the pdfs and I'm trying to read more and I'm going to study harder :)Hail Satan!Hail...

Thank you for sharing your wisdom :) Thank you for being so helpful in other topics as well :) Hail Satan Hail Eligos

Sorry, I didn't mean to make anyone angry..I've been studying whenever I get the chance. I was raised atheist, not Christian or Muslim. Maybe it's because I felt like there was no reason to live for so long. I'm trying to overcome this and I love life a lot more, but it's hard to get over the...

So is "nergal" from behemoth actually an atheist?

Meditation and exercise are key in spiritual advancement. Does studying help as well? Is the extent small compared to meditation and exercise? In one of the posts it said meditation is the most important but exercise helps a lot. I was wondering kind of what role studying/learning playsHail Satan!

Lately, I've had to stay up pretty late to meditate and it seems to work okay for most meditations but nor for going into a trance. I've gotten a lot better at going into a trance when I've had time, but I'm really worried that since things have gotten busier I won't have enough time (It takes...

This might be a stupid question but why even create us? Why raise a bunch of people to godhead if they can sexually reproduce and have people that have already reached godhead because they are already gods? Hail Satan

Yeah some of it just depends on the region but Satan goes by different names :) so do the other Gods of Elysium. Like Astaroth and Ishtar are the same goddess It's all on Jos:) Hail Satan!

Thank you all for your help :) I might be over thinking it or it might be blocked. I think I'm over thinking the positions of all of my chakras and because of it my meditations aren't as effective. I think it might be blocked because I do feel a lot of pressure in my chest every time I try to...

Just keep meditating--eventually you won't feel as great of a need for drugs. It might be a gradual transition, but that's not a bad thing :) Hail Satan

I keep feeling pain in my chest and sometimes I have difficulty correctly visualizing the shape,color, and location of my heart chakra. I don't know why--I've looked at the diagrams many times and did the full chakra meditation several times and that helped, but sometimes my chakras don't feel...

Maybe you saw your third eye? That's what it sounds like

Well, good luck in your endeavors. I didn't mean to be offensive or anything, sorry if I was. If I were you, I'd definitely start saving up for a different place to live. It sucks having to sneak around, deal with parents forcing Christianity down your throat. I still live with my mother, and...

Seriously why are you letting your kids go to church? Unless you're living with your parents and have no choice, which it seems like you're not. Why would you let your children be poisoned? Are you really a spiritual Satanist? Why would you let them be so weak as to be bribed with being taken...

I know :P and I'm sorry.. I'm just desperate and not thinking correctly XD I'm going to start doing those vibrations when I'm done with the ones I'm currently doing though :) Hail Satan

Oh no XD Ok sorry I have no jokes to offer but they deserve some kind of appreciation--making the day a little less serious :)

I find it really annoying that my message wasn't posted. I wouldn't mind having someone to at least talk to and maybe become friends with, even if I don't trust them at first.. Why can he post the town he lives in but I can't?

For some reason my phone keeps trying to download the PDF so I can't send the link it keeps directing me away but it should cone up if you just google joy of Satan 40 days program

Masturbation can strengthen/empower your aura if you direct the energy from orgasm. http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpent ... agick.html

@the_fire_starter666 Sorry about that Hail Satan

If you work out 3-4 hours per day you're probably in pretty good shape, maybe you could get a part time job at a gym or fitness instruction? Then you can kind of do what you love and make some money at it Hail Satan

@meyer_Alissa Sorry you have to deal with this because of your name. The people that ask mean no harm. Just keep correcting them--this group is generally really helpful and supportive :) Hail Satan

@Colin YHVH isn't a being, but it's an enemy thoughtform that should be renounced and it's full of bad energy, that's where "odious spirit" comes in. Hail Satan

Thank for the advice, magnumarcanum :) @Leighton Yagami Probably you should dedicate Hail Satan

Probably, there's demons that are bisexual anyway

Love the bad puns XD Never understood why people would want to eat dinner before sex, though. Sounds like it would kind of ruin things :P

Just keep meditating :) I quit for a while too, and depression got the best of me but then I started meditating and improving again. Never stop--even a few minutes a day is better than nothing. You should at least clean your aura and chakras, spin your chakras (and maybe breathe some energy into...

That is weird..Baal Zebul is the lord of all that flies, not flies. That might be a sign though :) Hail Satan!

You can use orgasm whether it's with another/others or by yourself. Visualize and feel powerful energy like the sun and send the orgasm up through your chakras and through the crown chakra. You can do different things like keep recirculating the energy (out through the crown, breath it in...

By the way I was wondering if anyone thought this method was better for a trance? After I listened to the video and followed HP Pythia's instructions I continued to "sink into the furniture" and I felt deeper in a trance than I have been when practicing the method with freefalling from the...

Thank you for the clarification on how the astral works/how to find them. I don't really have much experience other than the bad experiences I've had and I'm going to do a banishing ritual..when the moon isn't void of course -_- That's nice to know that you gradually make it to that level of...

Ok, thanks for explaining :) I think I must have read something from someone who knows as little as I do and mistaken it for fact. I didn't mean to be offensive in any way and I hope it wasn't taken that way Hail Satan!

Blue candles work, especially if you don't have access to black :) I used blue and it worked fine--it wasn't a very dark blue Hail Satan!

I'm going to make a better Ouija board when I have better materials, but will a paper ouija board suffice for finding my guardian demon? Hail Satan!

On the topic of magnum opus, how many people have reached it? Was it just 1, or have there ever been others? I read that there is only one antichrist, so does that mean he was the only one to ever reach godhead? Hail Satan!

By the way, who was Osiris? Is there any link? I read somewhere that he was one of the enemy gods but I'm not sure which post/if it was true or not...

How would you find it? Will it just keep coming back and when you're powerful enough you can destroy it? Has it become any easier for you to fight it off as time goes on/you continue meditating? Hail Satan!

Thanks :) I thought I probably shouldn't, I just wondered if there was any benefit to be gained.. Wow, over a MONTH? That's terrible! Sorry you went through that Hail Satan

Thanks for the video :) Hail Satan

Hey, I'm sorry for misinterpreting your message--I agree that a lot is lost in communication by text. I haven't checked this thread for a long time, but I'm sorry for my mistake Hail Satan!

Last night after I went to bed, I was almost asleep but then I felt this really negative vibration and my limbs felt really heavy. At this point, it was easy enough to get away/be fully awake and out of the energy's grip. So I did, and immediately started putting an aura of protection around me...

Another thing I forgot to add is I heard whoever or whatever it was laughing while they were doing it... Does that mean anything?

Yes :) That's a good sign that it's being opened/empowered! Hail Satan!

Ok nevermind, the previous posts in this topic were helpful and answered my question. Thank you:) Hail Satan!

I understand--one time I actually had that where I was meditating and I was too tired, and I my whole body jumped just as I was about to doze off XD

Thanks :) Yeah, I've been doing kundalini yoga daily now and the pain is still there but it isn't as bad as it was. Now I can actually focus on energy instead of thinking about how much my back hurts. Sometimes my back cracks on accident, like if I sit a certain way or lay down after standing...

Ok, thanks :) So I guess it will just take more persistence

I do void meditation and then go into a trance-but I'm thinking about doing it for less breaths and just gradually increasing it from there...maybe I've just been impatient :) Thank you for your advice on feeling like falling--I think I wasn't focused enough on that. I just get out of breath...

I've been putting away an hour per day to do void meditation and go into a trance. I keep having trouble getting past a certain point, though--I can get my mind to kind of slow down but not to the point where I feel like I'm in a deep trance/it doesn't feel like it should. I've been in a trance...

Lately, I've been doing void meditation for about half an hour per day and about half way through my arms and legs feel irritated, like I need to move. I'm not sure if I'd call it stiff, but it's really distracting. I can somewhat get past it but it's uncomfortable and I just feel like I want to...

And it seems like since Yagami (light yagami?) is an anime, it's very possible someone could have a similar username without actually trying to copy. However, yogsothoth666999 wasn't very good at fooling anyone...Hail Satan!

That's a little obvious XD

Wait so is caffeine ok? I thought all drugs weren't supposed to be used

If you do drink that much coffee and root beer, the first step is to cut back. If that was just an analogy (a humorous one, I thought :)) then maybe try some affirmations? I have trouble with void meditation sometimes and when I get distracted I just think things like "You don't have to...

And you don't have to build it all at once--you can just get it blessed once/keep building it, then use it for rituals/etc Hail Satan!

Thank you :) By the way, I wrote it down wrong as 6, but the 40 day program says 4--I was wondering why it would be 6... That was so stupid of me! :) Anyway, that helps--thanks for the advice!Hail Satan!

If only doing 6 breaths for each exercise, are the 1-2 minute breaks in between important? And the 15 minutes at the end lying down? I've been doing it without breaks in between and then 5 minutes at the end (Like in the hatha yoga sample routine from the 40 day program). If breaks in between...

So does it just change gradually? So wouldn't one have to keep buying a ton of glasses with different prescriptions, or would it be so gradual that this wouldn't happen?Hail Satan!

1) Does alternate nostril breathing end left or right? The instructions have 2 sets, and both say differently (1 says left the other says right) Or are both sets to be done? If so is the 2nd one with counting?Alternate Nostril [Sun/Moon] Breathing [Anuloma Viloma] 2)Do chakras ever overlap? I...

I agree--I think in society in general the goal has been competition, and this is why people go through such rough times and there aren't improvements like there could be. A lot of people only care about being better than someone else, not about actually contributing to society and being...

@ Bunneh Fufu Why are you so angry? You complain about the group being negative but you're being pretty negative...

Last night, I asked Satan to bless my astral temple during ritual. While I meditating on my astral temple, there was a flash and I saw a man (I think it was a demon) with really light blond hair standing on a rock and trees were behind him. Is this Azazel, or is it Belial or another demon? It...

I haven't been playing video games or watching crap or anything--I pretty much quit that when I found out it can have subliminal stuff/mess with people psychologically. Things are calming down a little bit--it's just I've had so much schoolwork now that it's near the end of the year because...

You think YOU'RE doing a bad job? Quit making me look bad! -_-

Thank you :) I think I'm going to try more breathing exercises like yogic breath then, and I think that will help.Hail Satan!

Have you opened your crown chakra/meditate on it? I read that that helps stop addiction :)Hail Satan!

Satan's not going to punish you or anything just because you missed some meditation--just start again/don't put it off, keep continuing, and you'll be fine :)Hail Satan!

Ok, thanks :)

Hi, I've just been really busy and I was wondering--does sleep deprivation have bad effects on one's aura? I've found that it's very hard to go into a trance--I just fall asleep. I've had so much homework, applications, etc. lately that I don't know what to do. Is there anything that would help...

That does help :) Thank you. I think I gave up too quickly/thought I couldn't do it, but I'm going to keep working on it. By the way, is it necessary to do standard ritual each time or just once? Hail Satan!

For some reason, since yesterday, my computer won't to to certain websites just by typing in the url. Can someone please send me the link to JOS? I'm not sure if it's because of the predicted crash/dollar value collapse, or something else. I keep having to google the yahoo login, sign in, open...

So you don't have to do it in one sitting, you can just keep revisiting it until it's finished? I'm going to keep trying that then :) Thank you!Hail Satan

So, I've tried several times to to create my astral temple, but I have a really hard time visualizing/feeling like I'm there. Am I just not deep enough in a trance? Should I just wait until I've meditated longer/become more spiritually open? I've been meditating on my third eye--will that...

Ok, thank you :) I can get it to where the chakra I'm opening is, I just can't do it loudly--a few nights ago I was opening my throat chakra and my mom was in the living room doing taxes. The next time I walked in the hallway, she was like, "Were you talking?" And I said no and kind of walked...

A lot of it does have to do with your mother's religion/ the way she programmed you (I'm assuming she makes you go to church a lot if she's a fanatic). Try to stick with it. My mother isn't fanatic (she is Christian though), but I went through kind of the same thing and quit meditating for years...

If there is not privacy to do vibrations/it's too loud, is it ok to do it softly/whisper? Hail Satan!

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Even if life sucks right now, there will be better days. But you have to try, you can't just expect killing yourself to fix everything. Satan and the whole world in its condition need you, and you are important to making things better. You need to improve your own life first, because if you can...

I oftentimes meditate lying down because I can breathe better (unless it is required to be sitting, like for yogic breath). Is that not ok?Hail Satan!

Thank you for your help!Hail Satan!

Thank you for your help!Hail Satan!

This is something I never thought to ask--are chakras supposed to be in the center of your body, closer to the spine, or to the front(I'm assuming not the front). I know this doesn't apply to some chakras such as hip chakras/hand chakras, but I just want to make sure I haven't been spinning...

Ok, sorry about my last message--I didn't mean to skip over the part where you said you can't print stuff out. I guess writing things down would help, too, even though it will take a lot longer.Hail Satan!

I guess a lot of people also print documents from JOS so they can have information without needing the internet. I can't do that yet, but I plan on making multiple copies of everything on the site as soon as I move out. I think it's a good idea :)Hail Satan! 

Why are we taught that we're evolved from apes? Why did that come about as a theory?Hail Satan!